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“Dating is like…it’s like watching TV. Both place to much emphasis on appearances, both can be fun at first but quickly become tedious, and neither feels real. The main difference is that there isn’t a magical remote control that enables you to switch men in the middle of a date.”
“Not yet,” said Rosemary. “Invent that. We’ll split the profits.”
–Gooseberry Bluff Community College of Magic