Shark: You both need to stop arguing. It’s starting to really UPSET me…

Snake: Warning, schmorning! Do your worst, you dimwitted Hero wannabe!

Wolf: That’s it!

Shark: Don’t do it, Wolf.

Wolf: Too late!

MUNCH!

Snake: Let me out of here right now!

Marmalade: Hey! Did he just eat the snake?

Shark: Aw, I warned you, Wolf!

MUNCH!

Marmalade: And you just ate the wolf!

Wolf: Shark, what do you think you’re doing?! Spit me out!

Shark: No. Not until you can both learn to be friends.

–The Bad Guys (book 3) by Aaron Blabey