Vampires Don’t Eat

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There’s an abiding myth that vampires are afraid of garlic. This, of course, is a lie. The garlic myth was triggered hundreds of years ago, when a nameless vampire joked about not attacking some woman because she smelled of garlic. I mean, how could anyone be terrified of a culinary herb? It’s true that garlic makes vampires sick. But in that respect it’s no different from bread or bacon or Brussels sprouts. A vampire’s stomach isn’t capable of digesting normal food; one slice of watermelon could put half a dozen vampires in bed for a week.

The Reformed Vampire Support Group by Catherine Jinks

Thankful for Friendship

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“In a cave in the woods, in a warm bright lair, the friends feel grateful for their good friend bear. They pass around platters. They tweet and they chatter…and they all say thanks!”

Bear Says Thanks, written by Karma Wilson and Illustrated by Jane Chapman